Shower Shit

A shit so bad that the only effective way of getting clean afterwards is to hop in the shower.

CJ: Dude, that taco bell fucked me up, i had to take a shower shit last night
Patrick: That's gross, how bad was it?
CJ: Let's just say I had to clean my shower afterwards...

by see jay December 9, 2008

weird shit

when your shit comes out of your asshole looking like a retarded hello kitty that got ran over by a semi truck

"Dude I just took a weird shit this morning."

by f*** me jerry October 5, 2017

Anaconda Shit

a shit that is so big and long that it requires you to strain your whole body and stop breathing for long period of time. When the shit finally detaches from your asshole, you're completely out of breath. As if you were being strangled by an anaconda.

"holy shit man, I almost died after that anaconda shit."

by bearshiit July 8, 2011

shit shovel

A person that you send to do all of your dirty work, or someone that takes responsibility for whatever mess you've gotten yourself into (i.e. a scapegoat).

I heard the police had a beef with me slangin dope, so I made this bitch out to be my shit shovel.

by T Hizzle April 3, 2005

shit puppet

someone who has another's hand up their ass making their lips move in accordance to what the hand's owner wants the shit puppet to say. analogous to the puppet on a string with a puppet-master, but specifically apropo to political and/or bureaucratic figures who are controlled by others in the organization.

Beth is really just Dave's shit puppet. He has his hand up her ass making her lips move.

by scpa July 9, 2009

shit stain

A word that is used to describe someone that is disliked by all people.

Fucking Timmy, that fucker is such a shit stain!!!!!!!

by Storm April 4, 2003

Queen shit

A bad bitch. A feminine person who be killing it. No standards. No context. She's in her bag.

Did you see Rih on that runway with her baby bump? Queen shit.
Beyonce and Megan gettin a Grammy? Queen shit.
Damn, my mom gave birth to me? Queen shit.

by JJJigae April 9, 2022