When you shit out a long turd, freeze the turd till it’s solid, then use the frozen turd as a dildo on yourself or a partner.
by Jmattie June 5, 2019
Get the Choco Popmug. by Benny415 December 17, 2017
Get the skibby skip pop popmug. Jerking off while having cherry pop
Chu: ooh, that’s a big load
Phu: thanks to this energetic cherry pop
Chu: down below you so hairy
Phu: pop goes cherry
Phu: thanks to this energetic cherry pop
Chu: down below you so hairy
Phu: pop goes cherry
by Bunjy jumpers July 7, 2022
Get the pop goes cherrymug. by sprite_373 January 23, 2022
Get the Pop Itmug. by Add me on Snapchat @cason_332 October 17, 2019
Get the Pop-topmug. Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop (v.):
The unhinged, wide-eyed, saliva-dripping act of sucking on someone’s toes like you're a Victorian orphan who just got handed a Tootsie Pop after fasting through a plague. Usually involves noises that would make a soup kitchen blush and eye contact intense enough to spiritually confuse the recipient.
Also used as a noun to refer to someone who specializes in the practice, e.g. "He’s a certified Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop."
The unhinged, wide-eyed, saliva-dripping act of sucking on someone’s toes like you're a Victorian orphan who just got handed a Tootsie Pop after fasting through a plague. Usually involves noises that would make a soup kitchen blush and eye contact intense enough to spiritually confuse the recipient.
Also used as a noun to refer to someone who specializes in the practice, e.g. "He’s a certified Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop."
"Bro came home drunk and apparently went full Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop on her feet. She said his tongue was doing straight morse code on her pinky toe!"
by sniffyforastiffy? May 27, 2025
Get the Tootsie Tot Puddie Popmug. Colloquial turn of phrase coined and popularized by comedic podcasting personality, Adam Carolla as an exclamation of demand for one to provide “proof of goods” in regards to a clean bill of sale for safe intercourse, synonymous with the phrase “pop the hood”. Historically, sex workers would shave their pubic region for health reasons and apply a faux pubic wig known as a merkin, to conceal visible symptoms of communicable diseases such as crabs or syphilis. As such, the term is slightly insulting as it insinuates the recipient is not trustworthy or above board to be free of sexually transmitted diseases.
“Pop the merkin baby, let me have a look under the hood! Im not saying you’re diseased, but I’m not saying you’re not diseased.”
by sammietwoton January 19, 2021
Get the pop the merkinmug.