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Snow Job

A pun on snow and blowjob, it's useful at getting past the censors!
"What's winter without a snow job, eh, Sockhead? Get it?! Snow Job?" - Eddy
by Lmao27 October 3, 2025
mugGet the Snow Jobmug.

zombie blow job

When the blower pretends to be a zombie as they hoark the cock.
My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.
by Cully Mumbles September 30, 2017
mugGet the zombie blow jobmug.

bijan job

When Bijan Izadi inspects Joe DeFilippo's huge brass balls using a forklift and metal detector, much to the chagrin of Sam Ovens.
Joe had a Bijan job last week and got the all clear.
by JoeTheJester August 4, 2024
mugGet the bijan jobmug.

FFM Double Ass Job

FFM Double ass job- A sexual act performed in a threesome involving two females, and one male the two females oil up each others ass cheeks, and both females each get into the doggy style position and grind their slippery asses together while the male stands over top of both of them and thrust downward andslides his hard cock in between both of the females asses without penetrating their pussies or their assholes
Also can be done when the man is on his back, one female on each side in doggy style position, both of their asses pressed against each other with his hard cock in the middle of both of their ass cheeks as they grind up and down without penetrating their pussies or assholes
I had a threesome with these two hot chicks one time . Or they were ass to ass I stood over both of them and slipped my hard cock in between the ass cheeks without fucking any oftheir holes. It’s called a double ass job.
Definition:

FFM Double Ass Job- Two females ass to ass grinding on a hard cock

FFM Double ass job- A sexual act performed in a threesome involving two females, and one male the two females oil up each others ass cheeks, and both females each get into the doggy style position and grind their slippery asses together while the male stands over top of both of them and thrust downward andslides his hard cock in between both of the females asses without penetrating their pussies or their assholes
Also can be done when the man is on his back, one female on each side in doggy style position, both of their asses pressed against each other with his hard cock in the middle of both of their ass cheeks as they grind up and down without penetrating their pussies or assholes
I had a threesome with these two hot chicks one time . Or they were ass to ass I stood over both of them and slipped my hard cock in between the ass cheeks without fucking any oftheir holes. It’s called a double ass job.

I had a threesome with these two hot chicks one time and they both were grinding their asses together on my slippery cock, they called it a double ass job. Two females ass to ass grinding on a hard cock
by Mackle Deeslong October 10, 2025
mugGet the FFM Double Ass Jobmug.

Z Job

A guy wearing a zebra costume that performs oral sex and hand job to other guys.
by CarpetMuncher7 July 5, 2021
mugGet the Z Jobmug.

straw job

when a girl is so into a blow that job that she drinks your jiz
Bruh my girl is crazy. She gave me a straw job last night.
by (:)]+< November 3, 2010
mugGet the straw jobmug.

Full time Jobs

Apparently a consequence for being able-bodied
I know I am physically able to work full time jobs, but it is boring and i want to freeload
by tecopux June 2, 2022
mugGet the Full time Jobsmug.

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