mom apology

In the event your mom f's up and doesn't apologies, instead she'll suddenly act sweeter or friendlier.

Child: *didn't do anything*
Mom: *nags at child for nothing*

Child: *proves innocence*
Mom: *feels guilt* so want to get ice cream?

Child: mom apology accepted

by Momski September 25, 2017

Peter’s Mom

Used to be an icebreaker at Hoffman Estates High School. Usually used to make fun of a diss track wizard

“Hey guess what? Peter’s Mom died.”

“Its not funny because she dead. Its funny because it’s Peter’s Mom.”

by Genotype20 September 25, 2017

darrell’s mom

The nastiest slut in the world. She’s given so much head that she only has one tooth. Her asshole is so big and rank that Pennywise the clown lives in it. Her ass is so saggy that she looks like she’s walking with four legs.

I heard that woman had a train ran on her, must be Darrell’s Mom.

by Thotty2Notty September 26, 2017

dios mom

I worn out old whore. It's like throwing a hot dog down the hallway. Desperate for love and attention she will work for free but nobody wants that stuff anymore.

Damian slept with dios mom now he has the clap.

by Big 69 October 16, 2017

your mom

the sickest roast in the world

my nigga john: xddd your mom is gayye

everyone else: OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT ROSTED NIGGGGGGGGGGGGA

by Where they at doe October 19, 2017

Mom

A cunt that:
*pulls out flaws you dont have just to make you do whatever she fucking wants
*Gives you several mental disorders like anxiety and depression
*blames her shitty job at raising you on technology and anything you like

Your mom is a cunt, all of them are

by Densest March 18, 2017

volleyball mom

Ladies who think their daughter is always the best, and spoil their children rotten. They smile in your face but talk about your daughter if they take their kids place on the court . Team moms are usually the worst one of the clique

Omg that volleyball mom is doing too much like always

by BriLynnjae March 23, 2017