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jam and cheese

Invented by Xav, urban theologist and wordsmith, Jam and Cheese encompasses everything. It may be used as an answer to any question and it will be correct.
How are you today? - Jam and Cheese.

My cat has just died. - Oh, Jam and Cheese
jam and cheese by from Snoglondon December 8, 2004

Double FUPA w/ Cheese 

A women who is so fat she has two FUPA rolls and a fungus cream collecting in between them, is in possession of a double FUPA with cheese.

Similar to "ear cheese" with gauged piercings.
Holy shit man! I can smell that huge bitches "double FUPA w/ cheese"!
Double FUPA w/ Cheese by _deleted September 7, 2009

Soy Cheese 

A soy based dairy product which tastes like cum.
Johnny Pocono: Soy cheese tastes so bad, you'd be better off cumming in your hand and eating it!
Soy Cheese by sextoaster December 12, 2004

eating cheese 

Guy 1-"yo dawg what you gonna be tonight?"
Guy 2-"imma be at my girls house eating cheese, ya mean"
eating cheese by will.i.r February 28, 2009

string cheese 

nah u got it all wrong. pollio string cheese, the funnest cheese to eat.
its fun weeee
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string cheese by your moms hot August 12, 2004

head-cheese 

head-cheese is duck-butter -- a waxy combination of cum, piss, sweat, and dead dick-head cells that can accumulate under an uncircumcised guy's foreskin on his corona.
I sucked off this uncut cadet's dick -- he tasted good - even his head-cheese!
head-cheese by USAF Cadet July 1, 2021