Eggerman your bags

An overwhelming need to bring carry on luggage on a flight as opposed to checking your bags.

Do you have checked luggage or did you Eggerman your bags?

by Vinny Monahan November 25, 2016

phineas your ferb

An Indian-American sex act performed by a male stripper wearing nothing but an orange triangle on his erect penis. As, in which, the female hiering this professional, has exactly 104 seconds to pour in 2 pounds of maple syrup into his\her anus. And then, dipping in his delicious pancake penis, and then the related sibiling. (if no related being, there are indeed red headed sisters for sale) This mentioned sibiling will then scream wildly as sucking woman's green-dyed vaginal area.

Hey Rabi Beth! After the mosque would you mind hit'n me up a lil' and Phineas your Ferb?

Yea holmes. I just gotta confirm this 13 year old as A Jewish man and then I'll take em to go get some maple syrup! Ja' feel?

by MarianneKatAnnaForEva March 29, 2016

Use your head

When someone talks nonsense.

Interviewer: *Interrupts Tony while he was talking*

Tony Soprano: Wo wo wo wo, don't interrupt me when I am talking
Interviewer: Ugh ... sorry *awkward face*
Tony Soprano: *He continues where he left*
Interviewer: *Interrupts him again*
Tony Soprano: Woooooo Wooooo Woooo Wooo, Come on... you got a nice face hun
Interviewer: Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you *awkward face once again*
Tony Soprano: Well, use your head.

by BD'FK June 8, 2018

your a fruit loop

Some one that is scattered, funny, colourful, Creative, full of life, But has it all in the box!(fruit loop)

Your like a Rainbow broken into colourful pieces all over the place , creative, full of life, Scattered and your a fruit loop.

by Deenie Weenie April 21, 2017

Tingles in your jingles

the feeling you get in your pelvic region when you drive fast over a small hill

wow when we hit that bump in the road i got tingles in my jingles
you got tingles in your jingles?

yeah

i got tingles in my jingles when i was molested at age 6

by penisflytrap September 11, 2016

Bash Your Head In

It is what you threaten to do, or actually do when someone gives you a reason to maul them. Can be used in a comedic way if done right. Basically beating the frick out of somebody.

Doyle: "Whats with your retarded haircut Dale?"
Dale: "Don't make fun of my mullet you imbred hick! Go kick rocks before I bash your head in!" While raising fist and throwing empty Pabst Blue Ribbon bottle on the ground.
Doyle: Gets in rusty 1984 Chevrolet Camaro and drives back to his single wide a few trailers down

by puhtatoman May 17, 2020

How's your penis?

Greeting from one ordinary guy to another to ask how he's doing, how life is treating him.

"Hey, it's good to see you. I haven't seen you in a while. How's your penis?"

by GregMD September 6, 2013