Dog Water

When your complete ass at something...

Mel: Have you seen twilight??
Bryan: yup, that shit is dog water

by DooDoo_Balls August 4, 2021

Water Jag

Short for water jaguar aka Amazonian river otter. Also to describe someone with a Napoleanic complex. An asshole who believes they are above their pay grade.

Flying hot air balloons
Chris: "What's the wind like up there?"
Bob: "Learn to fly, you water jag"

by Hyphy Wolf August 6, 2021

Dog Water

Nevin because he's dog water.

Nevin is dog water LOL!!

by not that sussy ba February 18, 2022

Dog water

Do be worse than average at various things.

Me: "Hey, what did you get for your physics test?"
Friend: "My test score was absolute dog water"

by KEVEVDEV February 21, 2022

Iceberg Water

A bottle of water that's been left in the freezer long enough to freeze completely.

Named after its resemblance to an iceberg as it thaws.

I tried to open up my iceberg water too early and spilled it on me!

by jackWilebane February 22, 2022

Ass Water

When you have sex with someone, juice pours out of ass making "ass water".
Also used by 9 year olds on fortnite who think they're cool

"Wow, I cummed so hard Ass Water came out"
"UR ASS WATER LMAO STFU IRRELEVANT ASS LMAO BAD FUCK YOURSELF LOSER XD BAD KYS"

by calder mc walder (hentai mf) February 22, 2022

Pussy water

Pussy water , a thing that comes out the women's genitalia that is either discribed as sweat or wap.

Bitch boy : ah, you're all wet-
Women : ik, thats just my pussy water
Bitchboy: poosi water?
Women: yea bitch, now stick your dick in me and pee.

by Slaybeach February 24, 2022