Vegetarian meat

Cannibalism, meat that comes from a vegetarian.

Is that vegetarian meat cooked yet?

by Booiiii October 3, 2016

Cow meat

A weird way to say "beef"

A: Hi u wanna come over and try my homemade cow meat noodles?
B: Cow meat?? U mean beef??
A: Oh, yes
B: Eww, why would you say it like that... That's like calling milk 'cow juice'

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 12, 2021

burrito meat

The glorious coif of chest hair that bubbles out from the neckline of a man's shirt.

Sick burrito meat, bro.

by Burrito Mistress September 22, 2016

Sweet with meat

You either get it or you don't

That Jake guy is really gay, he doesn't even get "sweet with meat"

by JakesDad4real November 30, 2023

Meat rider!

Luyanda

Lulu is a meat rider!

by M talent October 16, 2022

Meat hammer

Very few men are born with the meat hammer but it is when the head of their penis is extremely huge compared to the rest of the penis

I’m tired from carrying around my meat hammer

by Meat hammer 🔨 May 28, 2019

meats

a phallus

People sometimes beat their meats at night.

by Scrolte May 12, 2024