meat trombone

when a sexual partner blows in your anus while simultaneously giving you a handjob.

Bruh, you wont believe it, that girl played my meat trombone last night.

by Irving Washinton September 18, 2016

Meat

There are two types of meat the meat from an animal and the meat from boys and men the mad women vegan teacher wouldn't like seeing you eat meat the only meat she fine with is human meat

Person eating meat

That's vegan teacher wow time to duet them and come at them let's bring race into this and get my banana phone and and pretend I am on the phone with Jesus

by Katie macka April 4, 2021

Cheek Meat

What a person is when they enter an All-male prison.

I knew a guy named Mike who was Cheek Meat after he went to prison for assaulting an old handicapped lady at his apartment complex.

by jondich February 22, 2025

Meating

To intiate, accept or take part in sexual relations in the workplace.

"Cor blimey, I had a right good ol' meating with the receptionist during my lunch break yesterday!"

by ERH1994 July 22, 2021

Meat you

To meat you, means to fuck

Meat you Where do you want to meat?

by PickleBallBanger August 30, 2023

Won the meat raffle

died, expired, took their last breath.

Prince won the meat raffle

by scrambledheads May 28, 2016

Meat sweats

Meat sweats are when you sweat after eating a large amount of meat in one sitting . This term is used by Joey Tribbiani in the TV series “Friends” after eating the entire turkey that Monica Geller made.

“Uh oh, here comes the meat sweats.”

by Fghfjnbdhdhdbbdnsnebdbdbdndbdj November 22, 2021