If your name is John, you probably worked at a Strip club and you love inviting dancers out to a different state to play volley ball for extra credit. John’s love pussy & anorexic fit females ranging to muscle meat heads. John’s like to take charge, they love to insult you, and live for sarcasm while being the biggest wet pillow in private.
by Strippinthewalk November 26, 2021
Get the Johnmug. The true inventor of Calculus.
He lived about 70 years before Isaac Newton and was reincarnated in 2008.
He lived about 70 years before Isaac Newton and was reincarnated in 2008.
Guy 1: I'm having trouble with my calc homework
Guy 2: Talk to John Calc about it
John Calc: You're doing it like this, you should be doing it like that
Guy 1: Oh yeah
Guy 2: Talk to John Calc about it
John Calc: You're doing it like this, you should be doing it like that
Guy 1: Oh yeah
by truckjumperdude March 21, 2025
Get the John Calcmug. Like Chuck E. Cheese, but not ghetto. It also has a goddamned buffet with some of the most delicious, diabetes-inducing junk food you will ever try.
John's Incredible Pizza was the shit back in the day. Everybody wanted to have a birthday party there.
by Aubergine Dave September 22, 2022
Get the John's Incredible Pizzamug. by grammarpolice_# February 7, 2024
Get the What the John?!mug. 
Get the Johnmug. It means to just do it, to say yes to something, without thinking about it too much, no matter the consequences, with the risk of resulting in severe injuries when not successful.
by wolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolf January 23, 2020
Get the john dreilingmug.