Bro

Any male who wears Tap Out, No Fear, Ed Hardy, or Nor-cal t-shirts. One who drives an over sized pick-up truck or suv. Anyone who wears sunglasses on the back of their head. One who has generic tattoos such as tribal bands. They are also cocky jock douche bags.

"Did you see that guy who just peeled out in the mall parking lot? He was a total bro."

"Only a bro would shop at Eminent"

by Chad Darvis May 14, 2010

Bro

Used to defane a crow.

Bro, stop going, stop going!!

by FunnyCoolPerson May 11, 2024

national bro day

national bro day is a day we’re you spend time with your bro it’s usually on the 30th of october. you have got to spend it with your bro (not your brother) your bestfriend boy or girl

yo bro guess what
what
it’s national bro day

by stevewonder78 October 28, 2019

Slow-bro

To be retarded and slow, to hold down smb or just an evocation to the Pokémon "Slowbro"

1. Slowbro used Water Pulse!
2. -"I'm gonna break ya neck"
+"Slow-bro, u need to calm down and take a valeriana (o leke).
3. Cabeeeeeeza! TUUUU!

by denis3wallace3 April 29, 2017

Passport bro

Men who go to foreign countries to have sex with women and likely other men. Might do it with the underaged if consent laws are different or don’t exist in those countries. Male version of passport hoe. Might accidentally encounter a green card shark or a passport hoe if those women’s acting skills is convincing enough. Might also be living in their home country and whore themselves for green cards with a stupid, lonely rich woman over 30 who is a blown-out thot, has a house full of cats, and at least one divorce under her belt.

“I had a fun sleepover last night with a nice man from America and he promised to stay in touch with me after he left, but that phone number he gave me belongs to some woman in Romania. Oh no, I think he was a passport bro!”

by Stake Knife January 14, 2024

Bro by bro

When a bro gives an unnecessarily long explanation or description of something, often to a woman who didn't ask for the information (see mansplaining).

"Josh, can you keep it succinct? I don't need a bro by bro"

by EDOWG October 19, 2025

Ur bro a hoe

Even worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur sister a mister, ur grandpap a trap, ur brother a mother, ur family tree lgbt, ur dog asexual, ur uncle bisexual, and pretty much everything in-between.

Jimmy- Ur mom gay
Brendan- Ur dad lesbian
Jimmy- Ur granny tranny
Brendan- Ur sister a mister
Jimmy- ur brother a mother
Brendan- ur family tree LGBT
Jimmy- ur uncle bisexual
Brendan-ur dog asexual
Jimmy- UR BRO A HOE
Brendan-(dies, no longer has a chance to go to heaven or hell, only to be a dark lonely soul that can wander this earth in agony, just wishing he could just disappear, when that will never happen, and Brendan will never be happy again.)

by ThatAussieCunt May 14, 2018