Meat Log

A meat log can be either hard or floppy ans is over 5.3 inches or it is considered a sitck

"Dude out that stick in me"
"It"s a massive meat log bro but it's going in anyway"
"Sure thing bro"

by Big Tipiler Cylinder February 15, 2020

Meat trumpet

Eli Melas of redwoord City California is certified to teach the meat trumpet.
Cole Cortner AKA "OLD DIRTY NINJA" of Chinle Arizona is probably his most recognized student.

some claim Cole can blow a better Meat Trumpet than even Elias Melas. what Mr. Cortner does with an even smaller trumpet is mesmerizing according to the ARIZONA SUN Newspaper

Cole blows his Meat Trumpet Morning Noon and Night.

by Old Dirty Ninja June 26, 2025

Breast Meating

We a homosexual couple has one obese person with man boobs, and the other titty fucks their partners moobs.

"If that Ferrari had a cock, it would be breast meating the shit out of Pietro"

by I love Moobs May 1, 2022

meat can

A meat can is an ultimate loser, the biggest no life, the fattest man alive, a "meat can". Another term for meat head, except this is something you call someone when you die to them, an absolute meat can.

YOU: "DIES TO LOSER NO LIFE LV.200 KID"
YOU: YOU MEAT CAN UR SO BAD LEGIT GET A LIFE YOU CHUB CAKE!

by not a peenballer March 4, 2021

You’re sexy and Your meat is huge

A compliment, used to describe epic men.

Rin: You’re sexy and your meat is huge
Jay: MY MEAT IS HUGE

by Soloskeleton October 7, 2019

meat-nervous

The anxiety one feels (usually men) typically at a party or social gathering, when there is obviously not enough meat to go around for everyone.

Rick got to the party late, noticed the brisket tray was running low and started feeling meat-nervous since he was last in line.

by Nostradainus April 10, 2017

Meat Whistling

When you blow air across the tip of a penis like you’re trying to play a flute.

My girl was "Meat Whistling" me, I don't know why she even tried that.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025