eli manning

HTe most ganster player to ever play in the nfl.

Yo, Eli Manning is the shit.

by Eli fan January 30, 2005

Man Of The Hour

An awsome show on idobi radio, hosted by Simple Plan's guitarist Sebastien Lefebvre, and merch/camera man Patrick Langlois. They talk about random stuff, and play awsome music. They commonly refer to the show as MOTH. They ROCK!

Girl: Hey did you listen to Man of the Hour on thursday at 8:00pm?
Boy: Yeah. It was GREAT!

by MOTHlover July 8, 2007

man sex

when two dick gnomes meet in a dark alley

they met to have man sex behind jordan's house

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

real man

A mythological creature that does exist kind of like a unicorn

A real man provides for his family and stays faithful

by daddyzuesmaster December 16, 2014

Peyton Manning

A retarded sloth who bitches about everything and is never wrong. He often enjoys tossing little bitch passes and taking advantage of his talented receivers. His hobbies include doing drugs to cover up the shame of being an inbred, making shitty pizza in front of a camera, and having threesomes with Papa Johns and Tony Dungy. Often considered to be the "greatest quarterback ever" by dumbcunts from Indiana. Won the award for "Forehead of the Year" 14 years in a row. Sucks ass when playing in the Super Bowl, against the Seahawks, and especially both. He is the biggest overrated joke in major sports along with Joe Flacco and Colin Kaepernick. Should consider firing a gun of the large variety up his ass so he can save the world from having to look at his dumb waddle while in the pocket.

Colts Fan: "Dude, Peyton Manning is the greatest passer of all time."

Non-Dipshit: "What the fuck did you just say? I didn't understand what you just said because I don't speak Fucktard and I have a brain.

by Yinzr412 July 23, 2014

man slut

Women were pissed/jealous that men are considered a pimp, a player, and "the man" when he sleeps with a lot of women and get a lot of pussy. So women created this phrase out of anger. What women don't understand is that why this double-standard tips in our favor (men), is because men have to always do all the approaching and it takes more skill/talent for a man to get pussy, than it does for a woman to get dick. That's why we get props for getting pussy, and women get ridiculed for opening her legs 7 days a week. HAHA!

Joe: I slept with 5 different hot chicks over the past 2 weeks! I fuckin' rule!
Susan: You're such a man slut. I hate you.

by Theo Huxtable April 16, 2005

200% man

A term used to define a male who claims to be so manly he is actualy gay. 100% man is a true man however 200% man is two men in one man body which is pretty homosexual and will damn you to hell.

See that emo in the sweatervest, hes 200% man.

by Dj Sir lynchalot December 6, 2006