D-Lone

An old man calling a hearing aid center to obtain a hearing aid but he can’t hear. His phone number is 111-111-1111.

Yo Marsha I just got a phone call from D-lone at work.

by Yo momster May 23, 2024

Cooper D

“Cooper Daweener” “Cooper dryer”
Ginger mf that is a giraffe ☠️☠️
Sent from hell

REALLY GAY for itto and diluc from genshin impact
Prob was a rat in his other life
Gets no bitches
Still in a emo phase☠️☠️☠️

Girl 1: “HOLY SHIT IYS COOPER DAWEENER”
Girl 2: “THAT GAY GUY??? OH NO”

by shinnieballs July 15, 2022

Double D

Drug Dealer

My man Spike is my favorite double D. He always has what I be looking for when I need to catch a buzz!

by mwah2012 September 3, 2015

J. D. Vance

To have sex with a couch.

"I got so high last night, I did a J. D. Vance with my sofa, and left a few love stains."

by joe995 January 14, 2025

42’d

When someone leaves you hanging or forgets to do something they said they would do.

Bro told me he was coming to pick me up and 42’d me.

Shorty had 42’d me cause her moms wouldn’t let her get the car

by Smooth Cordova July 5, 2022

0=D²-16D+64

A way of using a dick emoji hidden in a math equation

0=D²-16D+64
0=(D-8)²
0=D-8
8=D

by Math_porn March 27, 2023

Quantuma-d

Like getting left on “read” for months. A constant two grey tick affair in which you’re left to consider if supporting the club was worth it at all.

“Mate, I’ve not heard back from her at all. I’ve been proper Quantuma-d this time.”

by Angry Derby fan June 29, 2022