Bag of Newtons

Portable transportation device (a.k.a. zip-lock bag) for your nuggs of chronic.

That Phish concert would've been 10 times more bitchin' if I had remembered my Bag of Newtons.

by Burt Reynold's Oversize Hat April 5, 2009

banana bags

Condoms

Yo bruh, we gon’ fuck some fine ladies tonight, just need to hit up 7/11 for some fresh banana bags. Keepin’ the dick clean son.

by Iateyourpetfish May 7, 2018

Smash bag

A condom

The smash bags were too big for my johnson.

by maryyram June 18, 2018

Cookie Bag

Weed in a aluminum bag from a weed shop

U got dat cookie bag

by Tristan Freeman May 5, 2021

Dirsh Bag

The combination of doosh, jerk, and dirt bags.

Wow, that Drew kid is a complete dirsh bag.

by Some dude with hair November 20, 2010

douche bag

1.some asshole who thinks they are hot shit and know everything

2.an object used for putang cleaning

1. God look at douche over there he thinks hot shit.
2. Jees i could really use a douche bag.

by douche101 July 18, 2009

bag of grapes

A play on the phrase “ya bag of.....”, meaning: Aren’t you special all popular for nothing for no reason at all. Just like grapes.

Sam: Oh shes famous for being on youtube

Mr. O: Isnt she a bag of grapes

by MrOSuperMan November 21, 2017