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by hermandochavez2001 February 13, 2021
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Fish Fort

One of the top seafood restaurants in the Philippines. Specifically located at Solis Street, Iloilo City in the Visayas Region. Known for it's wide array of seafood dishes. From the usual Tuna, Milk fish, Tilapia and upto the Marlins. Whether you like it fried, steamed or whatever way you like your fish done.
You haven't been to the Philippines if you didn't get a chance to taste the Sugba Bangus (grilled milkfish) at Fish Fort Restaurant.
by rey-j May 8, 2011
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fishing for crappie

Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.
by blackstardust May 7, 2024
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Jone's fish and chips

The act of eating a fishy/smelly vagina while dreaching tartar sauce over her lady parts.
Man, last night that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her Jone's Fish and chips!
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Black fish

A slang term used to describe bowfin in southern Alabama and literary nowhere else
That black fish just splashed
by The man69420 July 4, 2022
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fish+fish=1

have you heard 1+1=2? well your just a noob cause the awnser is fish! but according to non-sense we can take it futher, behold! fish+fish=1!!!!
person1: hey have you heard of 1+1=fish
person2: ya why?
person1: theres this new thing fish+fish=1
by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021
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Fish

A slimy sea creature with dick sucking lips and hicks try to catch them with poles. Can also be used as a joke or to describe the smell of a girl's vagina. They make very good fleshlights aswell.(the ones without teeth)
Example 1:

Gawddaym bill I just caught me a fish the Size of my wifes honkers.

Example 2:

Man 1: hey man do you like fishsticks?
Man 2 (Kanye west): hell yeah I love fishsticks.
Man 1: what are you... a gay fish?
Man 2 (Kanye west): SHUT THE FUCK UP I AINT NO GAY FISH DAWG IM STRAIGHT AS A PENCIL AND YEAH I LOVE FISHSTICKS, I LOVE PUTTING FISHSTICKS IN MY MOUTH BUT I AINT NO GAY FISH BITCH.

Example 3:

Dude... I fucked that girl last night and her vagina smelt like fish.

Example 4:
Mmmmmmyep ima put my dick I'm this fish mouth. *dead fish sounds* ohhh yeah *slap slap squish* shiiiit *wet noises"
by Mr. Postpartum March 30, 2022
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