Wrinkly Rock

slang word used as the image of a man's penis. Preferably the lame, over emotional Caucasian skaters. When grabbed, you feel as if you have a pebble in your hand with hairy skin on it.

Hey, how was last night?

It was fine til he pulled out his wrinkly rock

by from ex girlfriend July 1, 2011

Kid Rock

A badges Rock/Country singer/songwriter people have listened to in their 30s. When the kid rock fans had kids, their kids started listening to his music when they were in the 5th grade and repeated words and phrases such as

"Suck my dick" "Jim Beam", Fuck you hoes.", etc

Kid Rock: "I'm an American Badass watch me kick or you can roll with rock or you can suck my dick...

I'm gonna fuck some hoes after I rock this place"

by StrokeOnMyLickOnMySuckOnMyCock June 21, 2021

Rock Paper Scissors

If you're really looking up the definition for something like Rock Paper Scissors you shouldn't even be here.

I could probably be doing something better with my time rather than looking up how to play Rock Paper Scissors on Urban Dictionary.

by TotalPogoGuy February 22, 2025

Plymouth Rock

The first shit you take after a large holiday meal such as thanksgiving. Usually unpleasant due to overeating and the volume of food digested in a short period of time. A hard and concentrated amalgumation of holiday foods that may be difficult to expel.

“Im gonna use the bathroom in the basement, I got a plymouth rock from all grandma’s cooking I need to push out and it may be awhile.”

“Let’s hurry up and checkout of our hotel room. I clogged the toilet with a plymouth rock.”

“We’re gonna need an enema for the patient in room 5, they went to the buffet for christmas and need to deliver a plymouth rock.”

by But Sects March 24, 2024

Chrysler Rock

Where da Pilamiables landed in da New Wold.

Da Native Americans disliked da Pilgrims 'cuz they didn't smile enough after landing at Plymouth Rock, and da Pilmerries were too casual and giggly to form a proper colony after landing at Dodge Rock, but da Pilamiables had just da right mix of "business and pleasure" in their personalities --- they landed at Chrysler Rock, established a great settlement, and got along just dandy wih everyone.

by QuacksO August 2, 2023

Rock it like the casbah

Meaning to do something very well, whether it be a school assignment, a report for work, or just partying! You don't half ass it!

Two girls walking into a bar.

Girl 1: "You ready to do this?"
Girl 2 "Yeah, let's rock it like the casbah!"

by fourlads August 10, 2021

rock full of pockets

When your friend is too high & can't form a sentence.

Ryan said "I have a rock full of pockets" as he sat in the creek playing with the sand & rocks.

by KernelFingerBang January 27, 2017