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meat internship

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noun
1. when a man's girlfriend treats him like a piece of meat.
2. a man who is training to become a simp would be enrolled in a "meat internship".
3. a simp in development is a meat intern.
4. a simp in the making is a meat intern.
5. a meat internship is the first processes in becoming a simp.
•wyatt puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, wyatt has begun his meat internship.

•wyatt puts too much value on a female for no reason, wyatt is a meat intern.

•wyatt prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women . wyatt's friends say he is enrolled in a meat internship and on his way in becoming a simp.

•A "Yes Dear, Man" Simp is enrolled in a meat internship.
by youtube AsV March 30, 2020
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Schlinging Meat

A term used to describe the act of Masturbating or Jerking Off
Hold on, I will be online in a second just Schlinging Meat right now.
by WagooChicken June 19, 2025
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meat

by niggerisnigger February 5, 2025
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Meat Curtain Remembrance Day

69% of women suffer from abnormally large labias, also known as meat curtains. While it can be considered rare and sexy among some cultures, it is often looked down upon as an imperfection. June 14 is a day to remember and honor the beloved love lips. End the stigma, let the flaps fly.
“Tanya, you have a meat curtain, right? Are you doing anything to celebrate Meat Curtain Remembrance Day on June 14?”
“Yes! I’m slicing a piece off and donating it to a local food pantry!”
by True_X_Blue June 16, 2024
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Meat Gargler

One who gargles the Tube steak!
by Skinny dick February 10, 2020
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Livingston meat shop incident

A conflict at a meat shop in Livingston concerning a dripping wet man covered in spoiled meat operating a ford vehicle carrying taliban weapon technology
Did you hear about the Livingston meat shop incident?
by Barry1987 November 29, 2024
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Mongolian meat stick

3 men sitting in beanbags criss cross applesauce jerking off the other two guys such that each man has 2 different hands stroking them
Yo bros! Pull up to my crib I just got some new bean bags. We can totally partake in a Mongolian meat stick!
by Edgingmenforfun69 April 5, 2024
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