meat pillar

A descriptive term for a erect penis, similar to a pork sword.

He buggered me senseless with his meat pillar, man was it meaty.

by meatpillarman October 6, 2017

Meat coughs

When, after a large heavy meal, you are breathing deep and you have to cough it out.

*Coughs* I've just got the meat coughs from that big mac

by Zoebly16 October 9, 2017

Meat pie

The act of having sex with of gay men. E.g. a gay orgy.

An Australian colloquial for a gay group sex orgy.

Man last night i went to the court and took 4 guys and a homeless dude back to my hotel for a meat pie, it was filthy as.

by thebuttdialer October 13, 2017

meat cabinet

A derogatory euphemism for a vagina

yeah she puts A LOT of sausage in her meat cabinet

by Shelbs124 October 21, 2017

meat scrap

The foreskin after it has been circumcised

Stop being stupid you fucking meat scrap

by John ZZ October 22, 2017

Late Night Meat Beating Materiel

It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.

Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.

by Stonecool October 23, 2017

Meat cushion

Is the act of squeezing and fitting/fixing ur head inside the vagina pussy where both flaps wrap around ur entire head.

She meat cushioned me last night!
Are you able to meat cushion a guy with ease ?
Are you into meat cushioning ?

by Iysyaboyskinnypenis October 23, 2017