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Beans

A beans is a cocker spaniel. Say you were walking down the street and you saw a cocker spaniel, one would say LOOK AT THAT LIL BEANS!! Another definition for beans is Money, say you wanted juul toots and someone said "u got a bean" that means u got a dollar. The last definition of Beans is Xanax, one would say "I just popped a bean" or "Im off like three beans".
Look at that Beans!
U gotta a bean?
Im off like 3 beans!
by HoosYourDaddy October 4, 2017
mugGet the Beansmug.

Bean-Switch

“Hey, did you hear that Amy was born in America but she’s actually a Mexican? What a Bean-Switch”
by Crackston October 1, 2022
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green bean

a person who is for the streets
a person that is wayy too friendly
Person 1: “Did you hear how he flirting with another girl while she wasn’t around bro?”
Person 2: “Damn that boy is a green bean.”
by anonymous October 17, 2023
mugGet the green beanmug.

both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.
Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."
by sponky November 1, 2020
mugGet the both kinds of beansmug.

Squibling the beans

Shittin, pissin and vomiting at the same time
Person 1: " bruh I had food poisoning and was squibling the beans last night"
Person 2: " ache :/"
by Dingleflap69420 June 14, 2021
mugGet the Squibling the beansmug.

beans

bro my mom made bEæns
Momma made me some beans
by fnfboyfriend_ August 10, 2021
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Mr Bean

The most powerful fictional villain who does not give an absolute fuck about humanity
"Bro Mr Bean just attacked me so hard from behind"
by MrBeanishot August 29, 2023
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