Nerdy die hard fans/bloggers on the social media platform Mastodon. They will vehemently defend their overcomplicated echo chamber platform by pointing out how 'easy' it is to use with 27 paragraphs of instructions on finding the appropriate decentralized server. They will then be willing to commit Seppuku to prove their point with a masto post of the act including a content warning for food because there is a plate of spaghetti in the background next to their can of Mt. Dew Code red and dakimakura pillow on the bed.
When the Masto Bro saw a random Bluesky post about Mastodon, he went into a 27 post tirade on how it's better than every other platform.
by Wizzardfan June 17, 2024
When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.
A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."
by anidiotwhoisbadatblender February 27, 2025
Greetings: " Hey SAR Bro.. any rescues this week?"
"Nah SAR Bro but check out my new benchmade knife with glass breaker "
" Whoaaa SAR Bro! "
"Nah SAR Bro but check out my new benchmade knife with glass breaker "
" Whoaaa SAR Bro! "
by NObrunoBruno February 14, 2024
You run up to your friend, stop, give him a high five, drop your pants, drop a shit in his butthole, then say “later bro” and leave.
I was driving around today and stopped at my friend Little Timmy’s work and gave him a Stop, Drop, and Bro and then went and got lunch.
by MeOff69 March 17, 2021
That moment went when friends simultaneously text each other or simultaneously think of each other or simultaneously think of one another and text each other.
Derived from the theory of Quantum Entanglement.
Derived from the theory of Quantum Entanglement.
by littlelamb1996 July 04, 2017
by Bro-chao or bro-chaiu April 30, 2022
"Hey man, wanna hit the club tonight?"
"Sure, is tom coming?"
"yeah why?"
"I've been trying to avoid him, he's my bro in law"
"aw that sucks"
"Sure, is tom coming?"
"yeah why?"
"I've been trying to avoid him, he's my bro in law"
"aw that sucks"
by Lemon Addict July 29, 2017