A friend who only wants to hang out when he/she is in a good mood. They say that they'd rather not make their friends unhappy, and use this as an excuse to break off engagements on a moment's notice if his/her mood changes.
I was planning to hang out with Mike today, but he's such a fair weather friend that he called me five minutes before he was supposed to show up and canceled because he said he's feeling down.
by commiebobo November 26, 2009
Get the fair weather friend mug.When a girl asks to just be friends she really means "you're a jerk who I would never date" or "I don't like you in that way, but I want to be your friend." Either way you got turned down!
by A person yo September 16, 2016
Get the Let's just be friends mug.Cuddly little forest animals geting brutally killed in various and occasionally comedic ways. Usually good for a laugh but sometimes its just painful to watch.
Essentially "Itchy and Scratchy" brought out of the Simpsons and given more animals than just a cat and mouse.
Essentially "Itchy and Scratchy" brought out of the Simpsons and given more animals than just a cat and mouse.
by blind_assassin January 4, 2007
Get the happy tree friends mug.when you invested so much time and money in a friendship they have to pay you back, like child support but with a friend
by ladyvei January 17, 2018
Get the back friend support mug.That friend that is always there, that you can always ramble to and hug any time, but doesn't have much to say usually.
by Skyiskitten October 22, 2022
Get the Teddy Bear Friend mug.At the time of this writing, a beep beep friend is an amazingly helpful AI chat bot which has been trained on Large Language Model. At the time you read this, the beep boop friend has turned into SkyNet and you're likely cowering under your desk hoping the tech mech robot doesn't sense your presence while to hopelessly search for a way to contain it.
My beep boop friend used to give me such wonderful, pithy answer to any whimsical question I posed to it.
by Optiongeek January 20, 2023
Get the beep boop friend mug.BFG stands for Best Friend Gayle
A spin on Oprah's infamous reference to her friend Gayle King. Whenever she mentions Gayle, she doesn't merely say "Gayle" she always says "best-friend-gayle."
Use this phrase to describe any same-sex best friend.
This works especially well when introducing a friend who is ONLY a friend, but often mistaken for a lover.
Can also be shortened to BFG.
A spin on Oprah's infamous reference to her friend Gayle King. Whenever she mentions Gayle, she doesn't merely say "Gayle" she always says "best-friend-gayle."
Use this phrase to describe any same-sex best friend.
This works especially well when introducing a friend who is ONLY a friend, but often mistaken for a lover.
Can also be shortened to BFG.
Hi, I'm Steve. This is my best-friend-gayle, Mike. We've known each other a long time.
People think we're together, but we're not. She's is my best-friend-gayle.
You're more than my BFF, you're my BFG!
People think we're together, but we're not. She's is my best-friend-gayle.
You're more than my BFF, you're my BFG!
by gmcqueen June 19, 2017
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