Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).
by Lil2high July 21, 2024
Get the Tonka Truck dick (T²d)mug. by S O T D T I M October 13, 2020
Get the S O T D T I Mmug. Abbreviation of GoodAnimemes-Discord.
by BurgerAxys December 30, 2020
Get the GAM-Dmug. from yung gravy's song c'est la vie, "f*ck your delta- 8, your bit*h 8 my d"
when yung gravy gets your mom to suck him off
when yung gravy gets your mom to suck him off
by rightless ginger October 3, 2022
Get the 8 my Dmug. Any object, substance, or person has been created or built by a man/woman named John/Joan D. Whatever they created takes the place of their last name.
by Kyle Ninneman February 28, 2020
Get the The John D. Theorymug. An equation showing that 8 is equivalent to the variable, D. Sometimes in math problems, they ELONGATE the equation to 8==D, to make the problem HARDER, making it a difficult problem for students.
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by secre swallowtail August 1, 2025
Get the 8=Dmug.