Cakes & Thighs

big ass, wide hips... (only used to describe females)
(Cakes & Thighs), brah... (Cakes & Thighs)!
by Full Court* February 4, 2021
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limor cake

A notorious dessert that borders on the excessive, known for its overwhelming assembly of sugary components. This cake is not for the faint of heart; it is a dense, chaotic concoction crammed with an array of sweets such as marshmallows, gummy worms, Oreos, and an excessive layering of icing and rainbow sprinkles. The Limor Cake is the antithesis of subtlety, often eliciting a mix of fascination and revulsion with its garish display of confectionery overload. It serves as a jarring testament to culinary extravagance gone awry, typically reserved for those daring enough to challenge their palate and sugar tolerance in equal measure
Person A: "What was that cake called again, the one at the party last night?"
Person B: "Limor Cake. Why?"
Person A: "Steve... he tried it. He joked about it being his last meal because of all the sugar."
Person B: "Oh no, don't tell me..."
Person A: "Yes, it's just like you think. A piece of cake, a laugh, and then... his heart. I still can't wrap my head around it."
by memedoctor3000 March 26, 2024
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Pregnancy cake

When a man doesn't clean his ejaculatory residue off from his bellend for weeks/months/years, until the top of his penis resembles a frosted cake. (some might be inclined to add extra cake decorations to penis)

The man then proceeds to fuck his lover, thus giving her 'the pregnancy cake.'
"Frank, I can't lie to you, I saved up for months and gave your girlfriend my pregnancy cake...

I promise, I'll let you know if she tells me she's pregnant, sorry bud."
by Ganshee September 18, 2022
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Stitch Cake

A stitch cake is an uncommon event that happens when you are eating, haven't swallowed your food yet, and you involuntarily (usually by a sneeze or laughing) hack up the chewed up parts. Named after the scene in Lilo And Stitch where Stitch regurgitates a cake he was told not to eat.
Dude, that scene was so funny, I coughed out a stitch cake.
by heccboi April 20, 2021
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Cake

You look lonely you need some cake
by Queen👸🏾 September 10, 2016
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cake bread

slang coming from the battle rap community generally meaning to mess something up really bad but specifically to saying something incredibly stupid to the point of making zero to no sense especially while rapping.
Rapper 1 "bro spitting heat then studently stops and laughs"

Rapper 2 "i know you was about to cake bread bro don't lie"

Guy 1 "how did it picking up chicks at the bar go?"
Guy 2 " it was going really well but at the end i totally caked bread and blew it! i said i get a lot of ear wax in my right ear but not my left and i think its because of the moon cycle"
Guy 1 "what?
Guy 2 "exactly"
by toxic cowZ December 1, 2023
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Patty Cake

When two men fuck a girl from both ends while playing patty cake with each other.
"That was a mean patty cake session last night with you and jessie."
by Poise King February 16, 2019
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