A Trump-job can refer to multiple different actions.
(1) The act of giving a handjob to a shriveled, old micro penis, while wearing a MAGA hat. Persons giving a Trump-Job form their hand into a white-power symbol, which fully encapsulates the racist micro penis with an extravagant amount of room to spare. These people are most often blonde, or closeted and self-loathing.
(2) A predictably failed business venture or political career, in which a person, with unscrupulous, unethical and ignorant ownership and management techniques devastates and ruins the business, country, employees and clients.
(1) The act of giving a handjob to a shriveled, old micro penis, while wearing a MAGA hat. Persons giving a Trump-Job form their hand into a white-power symbol, which fully encapsulates the racist micro penis with an extravagant amount of room to spare. These people are most often blonde, or closeted and self-loathing.
(2) A predictably failed business venture or political career, in which a person, with unscrupulous, unethical and ignorant ownership and management techniques devastates and ruins the business, country, employees and clients.
I would very dearly love to share the identities of people who have given a Trump-Job, but, alas, I am precluded from doing so by an NDA (a non-disclosure agreement).
by Indianasucks August 16, 2018
Get the Trump-Jobmug. 
"Yo Jack! Did you hear Jordan stomped his shit down a shower drain while getting head from Iggy?"
"Yeah man, that's called a Blumpkin Waffle-Job"
"Yeah man, that's called a Blumpkin Waffle-Job"
by Freaky White Boy January 3, 2025
Get the Blumpkin Waffle-Jobmug. Like a blow job or hand job except it involves jam. Just dip the penis into your favourite jam (jelly works too) and then proceed with a job. A hand job is very sticky and makes a mess so this is best done blowie style.
by AlienAdultFilmsXXX April 20, 2014
Get the Jam Jobmug. a job that pays, as the name suggests, better (i.e. more), than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.
son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.
father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education, or not, it's up to you, to then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.
father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education, or not, it's up to you, to then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
Get the better paying jobmug. by Bmanfaiba May 1, 2025
Get the Jobmug. noun:
The act of rubbing someone's back (mainly on the spine or within an inch or two of it) so well that the person gets incredibly horny and you perform oral sex until he/she has an orgasm.
The act of rubbing someone's back (mainly on the spine or within an inch or two of it) so well that the person gets incredibly horny and you perform oral sex until he/she has an orgasm.
by obamapproved May 25, 2009
Get the Spine Jobmug.