Urban Dictionary

The place you go when you think of a name or make an incoherent sound and wonder if someone has attached a crass definition to it.

the other day i fell and hurt myself while yelping, the next day i was able to use the yelp sound in a sentence because of urban dictionary.

by GET VEXED! June 13, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A place where anyone can write whatever they want about someone or something, no matter if it’s true or not, and have it published for the entire world to see.

Bob: Did you read the definition of that on Urban Dictionary?

Fred: Yes, I did.

Bob: Well it wasn’t a definition. It was an opinion of someone. A terrible opinion of someone.

Fred: But Urban Dictionary calls it a definition.

Bob: Sadly, they do.

by ESquadGrobanite May 19, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A website you go to when you're bored, it's also a website where you can find jacked up definitions of words, oh and also it's a place where people make definitions of their own names and make the definition something like "Shy, quirky but a great friend when you get to know them. Perfect personality and also they're the greatest thing man has ever created".

1. "ughhhhh I'm so bored time to look at the stupid defs on urban dictionary"
2. Desktop means my fat juicy ass
3. Carl is the FUCKING BEST MAN EVER

by 01000010 01001001 01001110 010 January 20, 2021

Urban Dictionary " Funny "

People who make dumb as Urban Dictionary terms involving Donald Trump so they can feel superior to everyone by having people money shot effection all over their dumb, cunt face.

" Hey man, all these people are trying to make a Urban Dictionary " Funny ". He's not the greatest, but holy shit can they shut the fuck up?"
" Nah man, this is 2020, comedy's dead and we killed it."

by It's me, a guy December 29, 2020

Urban Dictionary

The act of making a normal phrase or word into the most sexual, racist, homophobic, sexist, batshit, most fucked up definition you have ever heard

Cookie? Shark? Chicken? Urban Dictionary defines all of these as a sex term.

by Pspspspspspsps January 29, 2023

Urban Dictionary

The best Dictionary website where I can find funny words to tell my friends.

"Ayy lad did you fhritp yesterday?"
"FUCK YEA CUNT!"
"I learnt that word from the Urban Dictionary."
"Nice one Lad."

by Eshay cunt June 12, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A website where racists and bigots, openly and freely spread their filth.

Example. Urban Dictionary. Noun

Racist#1 Hey! Are you coming to the racist meeting today? We can insult minorities!

Racist#2 I sure am! I just went to Urban Dictionary and found a whole new bunch of slurs to call everyone.

Racist#1 Outstanding!

by Capitan Obvious III March 9, 2024