Hands off my squirrel food

A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts.

No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food.

by Money MT May 19, 2010

oopma hands

oopma hands - the result of excess sun exposure wearing golf gloves. Your arms and face become overly tan while your hands are not.

His oopma hands are such an eye sore. I told him not to golf so much with the gloves on.

by Barlz June 1, 2010

Hand Horny

a celebration of pleasure

pronounced - 'hand CHorny'

Ryan I got filled in a good way i made a 'HAND HORNY'

by The Oil June 3, 2010

Claws for Hands!

1) A term to designate a special something that somebody has, especially in a romantic context. When it is used possessively, it indicates a wonderful, but nonspecific, quality. Usually capitalized.

2) As an interjection to end a conversation about the ideal type of person you would be interested in. Similar to invoking hitler to end an argument.

1) I want to find a guy who's smart, funny, and has CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!

2) "I want somebody who has..."
"CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!"

by Sassy Smike July 28, 2008

viper hand strike

A jabbing motion with the hand, similar to that "you're fired" thing Trump does on his show, but way more bad ass and sexy. Often performed repeatedly with alternating hands when the person is really excited about something. Perfected by Megan.

At the Harry Potter premier, Megan was doing that viper hand strike like mad! She was goin' crazy because HP is the shit, man!

by P. R. December 9, 2008

Shattered Hand

From the ancient greek "Shatteraehandi" literally translates as "a place where people go to care so little it hurts sometimes".

Person A: Did you hear what such-and-such did?
Person B (followed by several hundred others): This is Shattered Hand, who cares?
Person A: but...whine whine whine...
PErson B: This is my care face...see it care

by Tangee December 14, 2008

snot hand

A term used to describe the after-effects of proundly blowing one's nose into one's bare hand and not asking for a tissue, even if your friend has one.

Kenny: "Oh my word, Henry just blew his nose into his bare hand! Who does that?"
Lenny: "Yikes, now he's shaking Joat's hand with his snot hand!"
Penny: "I don't feel bad, Joat has had dick hand since he updated his pornfolio this afernoon."

by Ailay Yuka January 24, 2008