turkey cakes

2 females scissoring.

Them girls gonna be turkey cakes tonight.

by Hitter18 March 12, 2022

Kentucky Funnel Cake

When you do a bunch of blow and then cum on ua girls chest erratically.

Hey Ashlee, how's things with Dale?

Well, he gave me a Kentucky Funnel Cake last night, so you tell me.

by DurtySouf June 7, 2018

cake

generally a term used for cake pronounced cake

one time i ate cake

by cakeycakecake November 25, 2019

Cake

A sweet and sugary food item that consists of- Are you fucking retarded? Why are you looking this shit up? Jesus Christ. I'm done with this shit. Fuck.

You guys are fucking stupid. Cake is food.

by Sc0rch3d June 1, 2018

Soft Cake

A woman with large breasts, a big ass, and a thicc belly and thighs.

Guy 1: "yo did you see the new girl at Subway?"
Guy 2: "oh that thicc ass Soft Cake? Fuck yeah I did."

by WretchedWyrm June 9, 2021

flop cake

People named Daniel are flop cakes

Girl named marley : “hey what’s your name”
Boy named Daniel: “my names daniel”
Girl named marley : “damn your a flop cake”
Boy named Daniel: “I know:(“

by Flopcake_172 March 10, 2023

limor cake

A notorious dessert that borders on the excessive, known for its overwhelming assembly of sugary components. This cake is not for the faint of heart; it is a dense, chaotic concoction crammed with an array of sweets such as marshmallows, gummy worms, Oreos, and an excessive layering of icing and rainbow sprinkles. The Limor Cake is the antithesis of subtlety, often eliciting a mix of fascination and revulsion with its garish display of confectionery overload. It serves as a jarring testament to culinary extravagance gone awry, typically reserved for those daring enough to challenge their palate and sugar tolerance in equal measure

Person A: "What was that cake called again, the one at the party last night?"
Person B: "Limor Cake. Why?"
Person A: "Steve... he tried it. He joked about it being his last meal because of all the sugar."
Person B: "Oh no, don't tell me..."
Person A: "Yes, it's just like you think. A piece of cake, a laugh, and then... his heart. I still can't wrap my head around it."

by memedoctor3000 March 26, 2024