Puff Daddy

The official replacement for the outdated saying "Dad bod".

Rebecca: OMG GLENDA! Look at how happy that kid is with her DAD!
Glenda: *Sighing* He's cute but no muscle.
Rebecca: "Yeah he's a puff daddy".

by AdamLevine December 8, 2021

‘Tism Daddy

‘TISM DADDY- A MAN WHO PAYS FOR A RETARDS OR A RETARFS DISORDER TESTS

I paid for their mental health diagnosis, so I’m their ‘Tism Daddy.

by VanillaBiscuit July 25, 2025

quiet daddy

when you fuck your dad when your mom is in the next room

"oooooooooooo yessssss.... shit quiet daddy mom is coming up the stairs!"

by YOIFUCKEDYOURBITCHANDSHELIKEDI November 18, 2018

Daddy Mingus

God himself the hottest nicest sexyest man of all time. A total fucking machine. A single ex husband.

Person 1: You know Daddy Mingus?
Person 2: Yeah he fucked me so hard last night
Person 1: No fair that’s my only dream

by Pirates booty guy May 30, 2022

Daddy

Me

1:hey daddy
2.ily

by Tttyyyiiii February 19, 2021

Daddy cream

When you finally get the whipped cream bottle after your dad when making a sundae just to find out he’s used every last drop.

Guy 1: Yo your sundae is weak as fuck boy!
Guy 2: My dad passed me some daddy cream ass shit

by BIGBUTTENVY_GETCARTER August 4, 2022

Daddy

Sugar daddy

Daddy

by Kiddie-Fiddler July 11, 2019