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Holding Hands in Wexford

To walk hand in hand with your affair partner, in a town other than the one you live in, without a care in the world. The town name can be replaced with other names, depending on your locality.

I first heard this from my ex-spouse, who gleefully used it to describe so and so, whom my ex said was cheating on their partner. Turns out my ex was also holding hands, but in a different town.
“You’ll never guess who is holding hands in Wexford!”
by MovedOnSince October 5, 2025
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Second-hand monkey-hand

When the intial do teller gets told what to do.
Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."
by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022
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WD-40 Hands

A game I made up involving taping 2 containers of WD-40 to your hands, as well as your friends', and seeing who can empty their cans the fastest. Bonus points if it's used on nothing at all and wasted.
Wanna go play WD-40 Hands?
Sure, lemme run to Home Depot real quick.
by consumegoyslop October 21, 2022
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washing hands

Something nobody does anymore unless there is somebody else in the restroom
-Hey dude, do you like washing hands?
-You know that nobody does that anymore.
-Oh yeah...
by CoolcidProd November 9, 2017
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French Hand

When a man gets a handjob and has his pubes braided at the same time.
I got a french hand yesterday. My crouch looks like snoop dogg.
by g-mancer December 5, 2011
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librarian hand

JP: "I have librarian hands!"
Everyone else: "What's that??"
JP: "Long skinny fingers."
by bonafidemonafide October 7, 2020
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Eliza Coupe Is Left`~`Handed

Eliza Coupe Is Left`~`Handed
Eliza Coupe Is Left`~`Handed
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
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