biggest slut around

Jordyn Kada Sharp. that’s it.

sarah: “who’s the biggest slut around?”
rory: “Jordyn Kada Sharp”

by notsaying321 August 1, 2024

Orange Chicken Slut

Also known as Jandy. A woman who gets sexually aroused by orange chicken and has a globular ass. Also has a pair of seals that can fire off at any given moment

Panda Express Manager: Oh fuck. The orange chicken slut is back and hornier than ever.
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.

Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.

Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.

Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.

Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.

Jandy: *walks out*

by AssJackson June 17, 2022

Food smelly slut

A slut that needs a bath and has sex with food on themselves with a weirdo that dies alone and smells like food

Ew I don’t that food smelly slut She’s fugly and smelly

by Hannahpetiudie July 19, 2021

slut chomper

a gal with a vagina so nasty that when you take her panties off you could swear it has teeth

The girl that you see hanging out at the bar every night is a "slut chomper."

by Douche Monger September 3, 2013

Slut Muncher

Same as hoe bag. Some annoying jerk face that needs to fuck off. Sleezy person who hits on sluts.

"Omg did you see Cory asking that stripper out? He's such a slut muncher."

by Daggers October 31, 2007

dumb motherfucking slut

A girl who sleeps with multiple men while in a relationship, while her boyfriend/husband is in the same building.

That dumb motherfucking slut fucked my best friend while I was in the loundroom watching the news

by Dumb motherfucking slut March 18, 2018

slut bib

It's a crop top used while giving blowjobs to catch the cum

Kyle: I go ahead last night

Person B: Did he use a slut bib?
Kyle: no I gave him a pearl necklace

by Christian with a K May 27, 2018