Mexican Bean Mash

The act of cooking refried beans inside a Hispanic woman’s anal cavity utilizing a penis wrapped in a tin foil condom

Sabrina: ay carambà Juanito and I just whipped up the spiciest Mexican Bean Mash

Guadalupe: ¡que Mierda!

by OfficiallyDrDubious June 25, 2025

Bean

A drug lord in your local school

Well now, the bean has a meat stick in class.

by Le beans May 12, 2022

Beans

A person that has the best meme page in Instagram also the person that committed more war crimes than America in Vietnam

Person 1 : you follow (beans) @bean.s_to_pay_the_bills
Person 2 : yes
Person 1: wanna get married and live our lives in albania and never pay taxes

Person 2: fuck no *unfollows* me

by Beans that got taxed November 22, 2021

bestest bean

To be someone’s ‘bestest bean’ is to be someone who is the kindest, most supportive, amazing human bean on the planet. You share music taste and food and dream of going to every concert possible. Concerts are fun.

Person 1: Who’s that?

Person 2: They’re my bestest bean on the planet. They’re pretty damn cool.

by youruncertainshadow February 22, 2020

Bean

When you are so far deep in a girl that you feel a little jelly bean like object inside of her.

"Hey, did you rock that girl last night?
"Yea, I beaned her and it was amazing!"

by RealCambino June 7, 2017

Bean palming

When getting head from a bald female or short haired female and you rest your hand in top of their head. Bean palming

I was chilling with this girl last night and one thing lead to another, next thing I knew I was bean palming the girl.

by Oneewayy777 January 31, 2021

derpy bean

is a picture of mr.bean's head photoshopped on to a buff mans' body. he kind of looks like shit.

you are a derpy bean, you look like a piece shit.

by Swedishbean February 16, 2018