Mom Squad

When a child / children have lesbian Moms and Step Mom’s raising them! It’s a Mom Squad!

Oh, that’s my Mom Squad /or/ How many Mom’s do you have!?!? I have a Mom squad!

by MermaidMoms2 September 4, 2019

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Mom

The most strictest parent around when your on a date she goes with u

I’m going on a date with u oh ok my mom is going

by Hunter416 September 7, 2019

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The name a toddler calls the parent who is known or capable to perform most (breastfeeding the exemption) parenting tasks in requesting the parent attention. Commonly the 'Most At Home' parent is identified first in order (i.e. Dad mommy).

Mom daddy? can you make me something to eat?

by A Mom Daddy April 21, 2018

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Mom-Punch

To Mom-punch is to nag, micro-manage, and generally tear away the spirit of a holiday or special occasion.

Your friends and class-mates can Mom-Punch your achievements by telling you technical aspects of your accolades that make it less good

For example, after opening gifts on Christmas, mom says to kids: “it’s time for breakfast, then have to have a shower and get you clothes on. And oh! You have to get all this mess cleaned up!” “You just Mom-punched Christmas! Can’t we play with our toys?”

Or after you finished beating your very best time in a Cross-Fit workout, your buddy Mom-punches your record by telling you the the pushups were kind of wrong.

Mom-punch

by Lyrinosis April 22, 2018

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your mom

A phrase most offen used by 12 year old boys to answer questions.
Has been used for deceniums now, and is still being used. ''Your mom'' is practicaly the worst answer you can get from someone

Friend: Who's that fat lady down there?
Me: Your mom

Friend: Where are we going?
Me: Your mom

by Colin SG. December 27, 2017

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