Jim Job

Poor craftsmanship, primarily in the state of Florida.

I hired a contractor to renovate my home and I ended up getting a Jim Job

by urbandic1234 July 21, 2018

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Someone has to pry it open and James has to stick his skinny fingers in.

by Tipsy Siren December 05, 2020

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B job

I just gave a b job, it sucked!

by Ken and vic May 16, 2018

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Rubbing a shit covered pink dildo all over your eyeballs and passionately rimming your belly button with it till climax.

Stop that Jimbo! If you dont keep touching my urethra hole, i'm gonna hit you with the pink eye belly button rim job.

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When a women attempts to sniff a penis inside of her nose but instead ends up tickling the penis to ejaculation

"Woah man, last night Jenny gave me a snuffle job and I blew a load right up her left nostril"

"Good job Kenny"

by Mad Dawg Marty July 16, 2023

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The act of performing fellatio on your partner whilst being sick, likely with bronchial sputum which assists in lubrication.

“Neither of us wanted to slam, so we opted for a phlegm job instead.”

by Barkingpenguin November 13, 2022

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When someone displays an epic amount of fail they are congratulated with "Good Job Felicia"

"Hey did you bring the beer?"
"Oh, yeah I forgot that."
"Good Job Felicia!"

by Titan_Platinum October 10, 2015

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