Matt Fucking Tomeo

A true legend. Know for some of the greatest rally backs in history. Aka MFT

Holy shit that’s Matt Fucking Tomeo

by Meowmeow112 November 20, 2021

you fokking bastard

you fokking bastard is what you say to a fokking twat who is fokking sthcewpid

YOU FOKKING BASTARD THAT WAS ME BLOODY CAR

by tw@t August 24, 2021

Silent Fucking

The act of intercourse without emotion or sound. No make any faces. Not even feeling resentment or love. Not making a noise.

That guy was a silent fucker last night. I forgot someone was fucking me! I love silent fucking!

by IDunFucknKNOW September 20, 2021

Finger fucking fool

This is a person who only sticks to sexual intercourse with their fingers because their dick isn’t quite big enough. These people are terrible people who have middle parts and wear hats all the time. They will bring you into the bedroom with their sexy looks only to disappoint you when they have their index finger third knuckle deep into your vagina.

I hate Aedan, he’s a finger fucking fool with a dick the size of an ant

by All the way to the top November 25, 2021

Santa Fucking

Dressing as Santa and having sexual intercourse on December 25th.

Hey man, I think my girlfriend wants to try Santa Fucking this year.

by Dicky Brewski December 9, 2021

Giant-fucking-ass-crack

This is used when a woman has had to much for one night

Wow my Giant-fucking-ass-crack hurts let's continue later

by Nespa December 19, 2021

not fucking hungry

The phrase when one screams when they have consumed enough food. The feeling which parents and grandparents refuse to accept as an answer.

My granny kept asking if i was still not hungry. I lost my temper and shouted that im "Not Fucking Hungry" infront of everyone else at the retirement homes

by kidstastelikechicken December 27, 2021