purple headed puffer fish

Raging hard on stuck in a cock ring

Get the ring cutter I have a purple headed puffer fish.

by crazymallardman December 30, 2015

cup of fish

When a woman queefs in her hand and smashes it in someone's face

Sam cup of fished joe

by JWL1985 August 28, 2016

Tyler Gherkin fish

A fatso who has diabetes and who's mum is obese and stuck in the doorway.

Oh my gosh that kid is a really ugly Tyler gherkin fish

by Jsjsjsjmsmsmsiiwiwjndn May 15, 2017

mexican blow fish

When a white female sucks a Mexicans dick

Last night we heard Mary sucked David's dick

also known as Mexican blow fish

by user 453722 May 19, 2017

coney island cod fish

A condom that washes ashore on a beach

I put a coney island cod fish on before banging my step mom on the beach.

by Monto Juan April 18, 2018

That dog don't fish

An object, action, or statement that is so absurd it defies standard logic.

Person 1: I have been wearing my pants inside-out all week.
Person 2: Well that dog don't fish, get some sense.

by Superdog- fuschia October 11, 2017

Bust A Fish

The new term for Jacking Off all the kids are using

Went over to Jenny's last night, bitch wouldn't put out. After that I had to go home and bust a fish!

by ElBlancoFlamo November 23, 2017