whatever chicken pever

means the same as whatever but is used by people who rhyme uncontrollably and by people who are just "special".

it also can be helpful in awkward situations

1: "im thirsty. do you have something to drink?"
2: "here drink mine. im not that thirsty."
1: "hey thanks"
3: "umm dont you have mono?!"
1: "you have mono? and i just drank after you?!"
2: "yeah whatever chicken pever. youll be fine"

by alahbjldjfsl February 17, 2010

one-eyed chicken

male genitalia

-did you choke the one-eyed chicken last night?
-no. i choked it this morning.

by threeblindmice January 12, 2009

Orange Chicken Skin

The result of someone addicted to tanning.
Their skin is very orage and peeley and they remind everyone of chickens.

That whore has such orange chicken skin.

Man I fell asleep at the beach and now I have orange chicken skin. I'm such a tool.

by fdafhdalfha December 22, 2008

Jumbo Fried Chicken

Someone who is Morbidly Obese

Dude there goes some jumbo fried chicken

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Funky Chicken TM

The act of pleasuring four males using the insides of your elbows and the insides of your knees while doing the *funky chicken* dance.

When adding Funky Chicken TM & Golden Hurricane & Mexican Midgets on an Elivated Platform you get the greatest sexual act ever! ---SEE GREATEST SEX IDEA

by Brad Matthews September 26, 2006

chicken scratch

When an infected chicken scratches somebody it's called a chicken scratch.

by Trentmasta June 27, 2003

Chicken Friday

Quite simply the art if eating chicken, every Friday.

its Chicken Friday, have you booked the table at Nando's?

by Mr Nash May 11, 2008