shart cock

A young police officer , often named Jeremy

You shart cock!

by Bk island February 18, 2018

cock rubbing

Noun.

1) The act of petting or caressing one's pet rooster. Typically, this is done ritualistically in the morning as thanks to the rooster for performing his crowing duties, though any time during the day is acceptable.

Timothy gets up early to do his cock rubbing before heading out to complete his chores.

by LOGIBEAR2007 June 14, 2016

cock mook

someone who disagrees with the group or will not go along with the desired activity

someone who does something innapropriate

hey steve irwin, get out of my jacuzzi and put on some clothes you cock mook

all bobby eats is raisins and tuna fish with mayo, what a cock mook

by mike January 5, 2005

rum cock

Sort of like an NRB, but the australian version.

I've just put away 12 blackrats and the sight of your mum is giving me rum cock

by drewchristx July 23, 2005

cock sadness

the end of sex for the male, either the actual moment of ejaculation; or the 'last bit of lurching before launch'. -the awareness that several moments will have to pass (if you're lucky) before re-charge.

after all the labor invested in sex, cock sadness is a sad and inevitable truth.

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

croc cock

A really big dick.

"I heard Tiny Tim has a small penis." "No way dude, he's got a Croc Cock"

by true2lifetenor1 September 20, 2013

cock-throppled

To be cock throppled; having a larger adam's apple than the accepted norm for a fully grown man.

Dude, you have a huge adam's apple; when you lean your head back it looks like your neck is broken!

or

Dude your adam's apple is so big...

Yeah I'm cock-throppled.
...TMI dude.

by ShenanigansJane June 13, 2010