Ass Pirate

A Pirate of the Ass. He roams the ass with his ship (penis) finding treasure and pleasure at the same time.

Josh is an ass pirate. He likes to swab the poop deck with his small pirate penis.

by Garth's Mom November 7, 2007

Full-assing

When you have so much shit to do, that you have no choice but to full-ass all day, even if it means no batin'.

Man, I was full-assing it all day, I didn't even have time to pull a houdini on your mom.

by booty_jiggler69 March 9, 2009

Shotgun Ass

When you sit down on the toilet and all of your diarrhea shit comes out at once with spread simmiler to that of a shotgun shell.

Man my Shotgun Ass was so fast I think my butt hole is bleeding.

by Lonesome Bear November 25, 2015

Big ass

Many people like when girls have a big ass and one of the girls is kennedy there are others but that is the main one

Damn kennedy got a big ass

by The big man4002 August 20, 2017

Ass Her

When you go to type "add her" (like as a friend on facebook, myspace, etc) and accidently say "ass her" making things awkward.

Friend 1: "Hey you know that Michaela girl?
Friend 2: "Yeah, she's kinda hott."
Friend 1: "You should ass her."
Friend 2: "..."
Friend 1: "I mean add her. My bad."

by N. Is Awesome. March 15, 2011

ass cup

to cup the fart and hold over freinds mouth until they inhale the toxis smell making them gag

after that ass cup i threw up

by Drew wilhelmi May 13, 2005

ass of fire

When someone needs to fart really bad but is holding it in for some reason, and the gas is so bad it burns.

"Poor Sam. He was at an interview last week and had an ass of fire for an hour!"

by Rachel February 23, 2003