Urban Dictionary

a place u can put whatever u want lmao

Person 1:URBAN DICTIONARYYYYYYYY
Teacher: Aaaaaaah

by JEFFLOLJK November 5, 2019

Urban Dictionary

An awesome place where there are a lot of crazed fangirls, around 84% of the definitions are sexual, as nearly all the users are obsessed pre-teens pretending to be older than they actually are. Urban dictionary is meant to be funny yet people come on here to brag about how 'much betterer there spag is'.

Friend: "What's urban dictionary?"

Me: "Where I go to fangirl over Bowling For Soup and listen to people complain."

by JaretReddickIsAwesome September 1, 2013

Urban Dictionary

A site to go to when you're bored or sad.

"Man, I'm feeling kind of down."
"Go to Urban Dictionary. You'll either laugh or lose brain cells... or both."

by Maria is 5 miles away~~ January 19, 2022

Urban Dictionary

It's like Wikipedia but with HIV

Person1:"What's Garten of Banban"
Person2:"According to Urban Dictionary it's a sex toy"
Person1:"Neat"

by FireBroNigga September 6, 2023

Urban Dictionary

A site where almost every basic normie wants to put their whack ass black name in to compliment and hide the fact that they are none of those things.

Guy 1: I went on Urban Dictionary to make a definition of my name "Samuel", but it didn't get accepted because apparently I'm not "cute, funny, every girl wants to be with a samuel."

Guy 2: You're literally none of those things...

by Reeejae June 5, 2018

Urban Dictionary

The fake dictionary that everyone looks to in 2018

I'm going to look it up on the URBAN DICTIONARY.

by Harrygwith2r's November 28, 2018

Urban Dictionary

Life.

example 1
Person 1: I don't know how I'd live without Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: You wouldn't. Urban dictionary is life.

example 2
Parent: Kids, put on your black clothes, we're going to a funeral. Your uncle Ben is dead.
3-year-old kid: What does it mean to be dead?
Parent: It means a person can no longer use Urban Dictionary.

by shxps September 12, 2021