porterhouse dick

An incredibly large asshole

Phil was never nice, a real porterhouse dick.

by Rendez Marmaduke July 13, 2011

Dick Fishy

when one has sex with a vagina that smells more of tuna then fresh

After sex with that hooker, she gave me a case of the Dick Fishy.

by Tone Smiff June 22, 2011

Hug Dick

When you and bae know its just a cuddling session but you can't help but pop a boner.

Steve: Yeah man I'm in the doghouse today
John: Awwhh shit why's that?
Steve: Well she was crying about her fish dying so we were cuddling and I got hug dick

by MrWotty August 20, 2016

Dick Greedy

A woman who will never ever introduce you to any of her female friends because she wants all the dick to herself.

Man A
"Hey man, why won't that chick introduce me to any her friends?"
Man B
"Because she's reserving all the dicks for herself. She's dick greedy."

by Crobbin March 23, 2019

Dick doodled

The act of drawing a dick on someones homework paper when they are not looking. Often with a pen so that they can't erase it.

Wow, did I really just get dick doodled? Miss Joebob will kill me if she sees this.

by Hitlers evil twin November 23, 2010

Ice dick

A state of being induced ;intoxicated on crystal meth while having sex . Rock hard penis state of Fuck ability .

I secretly love when a guy has ice dick , while fucking my brains out .

by Djrgp November 11, 2018

Plump-Dick

When a gentleman's phallus undergoes excessive stimulation causing the penis to become enlarged and swollen. To the degree where it appears to take on a red to purple pigmentation. Other symptoms include extreme sensitivity, additional girth, and the sensation of incumbrance in one's breeches.

Known causes: Hyper virility, vasodilators, and grooved Cerebrums

An absolute stallion of a man often described as an alpha or sigma male has been enlightened with such intelligence that he has been bestowed Plump-Dick.

by JackJ723 January 21, 2022