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I Fucked The Dog

This phrase does not mean what it says... It is an easy and stealthy to mention to anyone that you had sex with the ugly guy/girl at the bar/club/restaurant . To people that aren't aware they may think its a joke , but your friends will!
Bro 1 : I was at the pub last night and when I got home, I fucked the dog.

Dude 1 : Wow dude thats funny but obviously you dont have sex with animals

Bro 2 : damn mate , why would u fuck her, dont u know theres much prettier women at the pub
by yeaokbuddy December 17, 2022
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Funny fucker

a person who chooses their sexual partners based on how funny they are/how much they make them laugh
“I’m such a funny fucker- if a man makes me laugh he can make me do anything
by mumpus December 24, 2022
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The Fuckening

(Most often) The last few chapters of a why choose or RH novel with a HEA where the FMC finally gets all of her promised peen
Hubby: Hey, dinner's ready
Wife: It's going to have to wait. I just reached the fuckening.
by Marie Mackay January 5, 2023
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Witch fucked

No matter which way it turns out , you’re fucked
I’m over here gettin witch fucked in this card game.
by JusThis513 January 30, 2023
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Witch fucked

No matter which way it turns out you’re still fucked
I’m gettin witch fucked in this game right now .
by JusThis513 January 30, 2023
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mother fucker

origin from slave days
when slave owners needed more slaves, they got a mom and her son to have sex while the son has his eyes and mouth covered.
by sleevry March 6, 2023
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