Tits on a submarine

something that doesn't exist. but if it did. would be about as useful as tits on a bull.

He's about as useful as tits on a submarine.

by Canadianbasterd January 26, 2022

lick a tit

when playing "smash or pass" and the character or person has a huge bosom but it not "smash worthy" you say "lick a tit"

"smash or pass Sydney Sweeney" "lick a tit"

by gamblingabarit August 29, 2025

Lick my tit bitch

If you are over weight and someone is talking shit use the phrase "Lick My Tit Bitch

"your so shit at basket ball"

"Lick my tit bitch"

by BIG_ L May 17, 2021

Flip-tit

A disorientated person who has sexual affections for objects

'The flip-tit she is, doesn't know whats right!'

by flarptart101 June 13, 2019

throw a tit

When you have barbecue sauce on your titties you must throw a tit.

Also used when you want to be lit you say throw a tit

Throw a tit there is a party tonight.

by isucktwodick May 21, 2019

cunt on my tit

A phrase to express anger or defeat.

Jamaal: The warriors just blew their 3-1 lead.

Tyrone: Cunt on my tit

by JustYou'reAverageNigger June 16, 2017

Tit Thong

n. A variance of a bra that is comprised solely of thin straps that surround, but do not cover the breasts (or tits).

While I didn't see a practical application for it, the TIT THONG is incredibly sexy when worn.

by Max Steam October 7, 2020