Poop

Poop is so beautiful. It is right way of saying you smell good. You should eat poop because it is soooooo good for you and has lots of vitamins, fibre, fruit, and vegetables. Now you know, if you ever make a poop, you will smell good and you should eat it

Person1: ewwww I just pooped!!

Person2: it is not gross it is actually very good for you and smells very good

by Mr. gay karate magic April 26, 2020

Poop and Regroup

For use when you feel sick but still have things you want/have to do but are about to shit your brains out (usually diarrhea). An alternative to puke and rally

Dude are you okay? Do you need to puke and rally?

Nah I think I need to poop and regroup. I’ll be back to the party in a bit.

by murray0101 July 26, 2020

Poop etiquette

The art of sanitary cleansing post- fecal extrusion

Following societal rules for proper fecal handling and sanitation

In countries such as India, proper poop etiquette requires one to wipe with the left hand only.

You must teach young children proper poop etiquette so they aren’t the stinky kid in class.

by EyenTheTerrible May 27, 2019

poop

the slimy and stinky stuff that smell bad

that poop looks like joe

by jfefeifwwjkaksvsiu January 7, 2020

poop

it’s nasty shit that comes out of ur asshole

OMG my friend just had to poop!

omg my poop is green should i go to the doctor?

wanna eat my poop?

poop tastes INCREDIBLE! let’s eat it up for thanksgiving!

oof u forgot ur basketball! let’s just use your poop!

if pooping was a sport i would be a gold medalist

by poopylover101 March 9, 2019

Poop

brown stuff

Poop is brown

by bho310 July 26, 2020

poop-

Poop- , you messed up something, and you don't wanna cuss but you want to say something so it sounds like you messed up.

You : Oh poop-
Me : What?
You : I messed up on the project.
(It can be used in a conversation)

by Oofmahlife October 4, 2020