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British person- “yes. I can look after your children for you.”
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British person- “yes. I can look after your children for you.”
American- “thank you.”
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all you have to do to be a nonconformist is to dress like us and act the way we do
dude, you can't be a nonconformist if you don't drink coffee
dude, you can't be a nonconformist if you don't drink coffee
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Get the nonconformist mug.Werthers Originals sweets, sold in small boxes or bags. Purchased by the elderly, especially in a Petrol Stations. Great queue former, as they are usually placed right on the bottom shelf and it takes the elderly a fucking age to get up and down. Poor replacement for Simpsons travel sweets that are rarer than rocking horse shit at the moment, so much so there is no shelf space for them, great source of entertainment for an overworked and underpaid customer assistant!
“Three packs of nonce nuggets and a lucky dip for Saturday night.
“Certainly, and are you going to pay for that Daily Mail you’ve got folded under your arm or are you going to walk out with it like you did last week.?”
“Oh sorry, and by the way your forecourt is disgusting why aren’t you out in the rain sweeping up the puddles?”
“As you can see I’m on my own, and I now have a queue of 12 people, thank you so much, have a wonderful day!”
“Certainly, and are you going to pay for that Daily Mail you’ve got folded under your arm or are you going to walk out with it like you did last week.?”
“Oh sorry, and by the way your forecourt is disgusting why aren’t you out in the rain sweeping up the puddles?”
“As you can see I’m on my own, and I now have a queue of 12 people, thank you so much, have a wonderful day!”
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When you really wanna fuck someone's life over (litterally).
When you really wanna fuck someone's life over (litterally).
Dude 1: I think I got her Pregnant mom, and it's nonabortionable!
Mother: What kind of man have I raised.
Mother: What kind of man have I raised.
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