Oh My Gods

The Polytheistic way of saying "Oh My God".

G: OH MY GODS!!!
J: What?
G: I thought I just saw a wolf!
J: ... that was a coyote, stupid.

by Megami of Nekro August 10, 2006

S my V

Suck my vagina.

yo bitch ass, S my V!

by jessywessy86 May 26, 2009

Marking my territory

The act of of masterbaiting and ejaculating on and object, thing, or person.

Hey Travass, Im Marking my territory all over Meegan.
Im marking my territory in your bathroom.

by TravisLikesMen January 16, 2011

kiss on my woohoo

The female equivalent to "suck my dick". Originally coined by Christina Aguilera in her song Woohoo, it can be used to express one's contempt towards someone or simply their inability to show any kind of interest for something/someone.

I should be studying for that test right now, but shopping seems more interesting, the teacher can kiss on my woohoo.

Keep calm and kiss on my woohoo.

-You said you'd take me to the movies.
-Why don't you just kiss on my woohoo?

by awholelottatrouble October 8, 2010

icing my cake

1. Turning a girl on.
2. Pleasing me.

"I like it, baby: you're icing my cake." (Follow with "steaming my clam", "relaxing my meat", etc.)

by meyk September 4, 2008

off my twat

to be so intoxicated from the consumption of alcohol or non-pharmaceutical drugs that you behave in a way totally out of character, but in a good wa.

last night i was so off my twat

by joanna cassidy May 28, 2005

kiss my swingers

A request for the kissing of one's testicles.

Friend 1: Can I borrow 100 bucks?
Friend 2: Kiss my swingers

by cragus December 18, 2007