jack rabbit squats

The jack rabbit squat is from the secret Tyson Van Bum-Gardener's plyometrics routine. To perform be sure to plant carrots with adequate spacing. When carrots are ready to be plucked, align body in garden row with your feet shoulder distance apart, slowly get down in squat position, flex buttocks to firmly grasp the carrot stem, pull the carrot out of the earth by jumping as high as you can with a lateral movement to set yourself up for the next pick, continue until you complete the row. Please note that this exercise works best without wearing pants and/or under garments.

Tyson performs jack rabbit squats with gravity defying leaps!

by Chew baca September 10, 2013

Jack-Off Machine

Computer/Tablet/Smart Phone, etc. anything that you can stream porn with.

During my morning whack-off my Jack-Off Machine lost its internet connection.

by Daddy (*)(*) December 25, 2011

jack your shit

to steal someone else's goods, take a five-finger discount, or otherwise rob someone of their possessions.

If you don't pay back the money you owe, I'm going to jack your shit!

by the_rotten1 December 28, 2011

Jack Off January

After deep dick december you have to jack off everyday for the month of january.

Are you going to do jack off january?

by 🍔 Burger King November 20, 2018

Juicy Jacking January

Participating in self-stimulation throughout the entire month of January, utilizing a lubricating substance for enhanced comfort.

Bruv day 1 of JJJ (abbreviation of Juicy Jacking January) and i am too much into it

by itsRRAX November 8, 2023

William Jack Poulter

William Jack Poulter is a british actor. He is one of the most respectful and kind male actors you could ever know! He stands for the LGBTQ, black, POC, trans, and disabled youth. And on top of that he's a feminist! He uses his platform to help others and rarely posts about himself!! He is 100% the most selfless celebrity in the world! He deserves everything and anything he wants + more. He has beautiful eyes, a stunning height, and perfect facial structure. His eyebrows are to die for. He's an outstanding actor and has made a difference in all of his supporters lives.

Hey who is that one perfect-?

William jack poulter!!

Do you know what what movie William Jack Poulter stared in?

We are the Millers? Kids in love? The maze runner? The maze runner: Death Cure? Detroit?

by Olivia07 July 10, 2022

Monterey Jack Minaj

A Wisconsin style threesome involving two women and one male who engage in the act of sexual intercourse involving Kwik-Trip or equivalent type cheese.

Did you hear about Juan Hollywood yesterday? He was arrested for seducing two female police officers out of a traffic violation in a Kwik-Trip parking lot! He fashioned a pair of Monterey-Jack handcuffs and sharp cheddar anal beads, and told the arresting officers it was just your typical "Monterey Jack Minaj." What a boss!

by Herbie Jones March 31, 2021