Ish Shadow Boxing

Ish Shadow Boxing is a game like activity where you cant look in the direction of where your opponent points.

Guy 1: points upwards

Guy 2: looks downwards

Guy 2: points right

Guy 1: looks left

Guy :2 points upwards in a tricky way

Guy 1: looks up

Guy 1: "damn it"

Guy 2: "nice ish shadow boxing"

by Wildabee July 20, 2023

Shit-Boxing

Hot-boxing but instead of weed and a confined room or space, shitting up your pants , jolts or what every leg wear is present.

"Yo Jimmy, me a Frank just got done Shit-Boxing or jorts!" "Wtf is wrong with you?"

by Mother-Humper September 8, 2022

Box score warrior

Somebody who makes their nba takes based on the box score

Also a goated podcast

Donovan Mitchell dropped 34 last night he’s so good
Bro he shot 34% ur such a box score warrior

by Boiiii123333 March 3, 2021

box squatter

A person who gets their mail in some other person's post office box. Usually done because they don't want to pay for their own.

the box squatter's mail moved from box to box as women demanded he pay at least a share of the box rent.

by postal goddess May 15, 2011

Mustard Box

A 5-15 year old car that isn't quite shitty enough to be called a shitbox, and isn't economical enough to be a ecobox.

"Greg bought himself a mustard box, he fell in love with that thing. It's a 2004 VW Passat"

by Arionio March 6, 2013

BOX 87

Box 87 was first discovered after the death of Sir Barry B. Benson in 1987, it is rumored that this box contains the answers to the mysteries of his past. But no one can know for sure, as everyone who has every opened it has never shared anything, because they can never be found.

RULES:
If this box is delivered to you DO NOT OPEN IT

Find the book

Box 87 was delivered to me

by cHicknEned June 12, 2018

Do you know what to do with a box of bees?

This question tests if an adult male is a real man or not. A woman asks when assessing if an adult male is worth being in a romantic relationship with. If the guy says yes, he is a real man. If he is confused by the question, he is not worthy. If he says no but expresses interests in improving himself, don't write him off as a not-man yet. there is still hope

"Mike, do you know what to do with a box of bees? "

"uh, no?"

"then learn or go away. I only date REAL MEN."

by junebugistired April 23, 2020