douche bag

A male with a crude, inflated, or outrageous sense of masculinity, expressed with displays lacking in imagination or taste.

Dude, enough with the tank tops, spiked hair and fake tan, you look like a douche bag.

by gladtohelpout February 12, 2010

brag bag

Tote bag with slots on the outside for photos of your kids/pets/military husband so everywhere you go you can show them off, because you think other people are interested.

I debated on taking my brag bag to the beach; on one hand, it might get sandy, but on the other hand, I want everyone to see my deployed husband and our shih-tsu who is totes adorbs.

by k2440 September 28, 2013

Tea Bag

putting your sack on an open mouth and begin bagin like you would be making hot tea you could make it a signature drink buy leavin hair behind

dip down & in and up & out . pull hair off and flick into mouth
Tea bag

by Drewski tea maker August 1, 2012

banana bags

Condoms

Yo bruh, we gon’ fuck some fine ladies tonight, just need to hit up 7/11 for some fresh banana bags. Keepin’ the dick clean son.

by Iateyourpetfish May 7, 2018

bag the cat

to get pussy

yo dude you gotta bag the cat tonight

by african lamp February 4, 2018

Smelt Bag

Using snot as lubricant in gay anal sex.

Jerry gave Ken a smelt bag last night cause they ran out of lube.

by jj12jj October 3, 2009

MacGyver Bag

A bag carried for the purposes of carrying gadgets and survival equipment. It's pretty much essential that it has a small pocket somewhere in which to hide a paperclip, the MacGyver-man's tool of last resort.

It's not a manbag, it's a MacGyver bag

by macgyverforlife May 30, 2011