Meat Buttons

A man's erect nipples.

After jogging down the junk food aisle at the 7-11, Andrew's meat buttons were so chafed they were bleeding.

by Phillip Enis January 24, 2013

Meat chain

A meat chain is when there are three or more guys and they gave each other a boner by accident or on purpose

“Last night I was in the car with Christopher and Harry, Harry got a boner from me because of my big muscles, I got a boner from Harry because he got a boner, and then Christopher got a boner because he saw me and Harry with a boner so we had a meat chain”

by OHMYGODTHATSSOBIGANDJUICY🙀 December 24, 2023

Experienced Meat

an old lady that you would like to fuck, is very experienced with sex (is just the opposite of Young Meat)

guy 1: dude im fucking bored of regular girls, I want to fuck someone else
guy 2: why don't you go for some experienced meat? they will do the job

by fagfacetwat December 5, 2020

fresh meat

your secret plans to achieve success

I’ve got some fresh meat 🥩🍖 lined up and I’m not gonna let you spoil it not this time!

by Charles Sea Container November 21, 2023

Late Night Meat Beating Materiel

It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.

Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.

by Stonecool October 23, 2017

Meat Mound

The fleshy, nasty mound of meat between Hope Solo's legs as revealed during The Fappening, Pt. 2.

Hope Solo's Meat Mound was on full display during The Fappening, Pt. 2, resulting in mass fascination and repulsion around the globe.

by 58 wolf kennel September 22, 2014

Meat Tuber

All YouTube content creators and streamers that show their physical appearance, particularly in the gaming and otaku subcultures. The opposite of a Vtuber.

Vtubers are allowed to commit crimes. Meat tubers like you wouldn’t understand.

by Sploinker March 26, 2022